Damaged goods*

Chocolate covered strawberries for the birthday!

Chocolate covered strawberries for the birthday!

world-shaker:

“I had a great idea for a new smartphone app…”

world-shaker:

“I had a great idea for a new smartphone app…”

Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: Actually according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the universe tends toward disorder so it's not really my fault.